Saturday, May 31, 2014

Cumming to an End (of NMM)

Hey guys,

We are coming up on the end of National Masturbation Month and I want to hear your sexiest masturbation story. Please email me 
I'll tell you one of my favorite masturbation stories if you tell me yours :)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Danger is Lurking

Hey guys! Hope you are enjoying the sultry spring time as much as I am.

Updates:

Ass 2 Ass Volume 1 featuring Numb Erone and MD is almost sold out; less than 5 copies left! Same goes for the MD / Wet Trash x2 CS split, less than 5 copies left in PUR inventory.

In the immediate works:
*Second volume of Ass 2 Ass is slated to be out in Pent Up Release's summer batch. This edition features Power Monster and MD. The previews for the artwork are as delicious as the tracks are.
**New full length MD CD is being mastered, more to be announced soon.
***Also have several splits in the works and another full length. More to be announced in due time.





Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Upcoming Shows- Furniture Worship/Wet Trash

Hey guys,

Wet Trash's debut performance is this Saturday May 3rd, 2014 at the CUT! Don't miss out on MD & PRISONFOOD gettin' trashy onstage. This is an early show that includes Uneasy Chairs, Sphyramid, Glooms and Fighter X. We will have copies for sale/trade of the Pent Up Releases MD/Wet Trash split and PRISONFOOD/Wet Trash split.

We'll be down in OLY on Saturday May 17th rippin' at the Cryptatropa as Furniture Worship with Megaton, Withering of Light and The Colour Out of Space.


Saturday June 28th, come see Furniture Worship perform at Gallery 1412 where 3:15AM presents a night of mean electronics and bad furniture.

And on Saturday July 26th we'll be performing as Furniture Worship at the Josephine.



Monday, April 21, 2014

They Tell Me: Always Keep Your Dignity

OUT NOW ON PENT UP RELEASE

Dignity is a limited edition 2xC20 album featuring Masturbatory Dysfunction and Wet Trash
PURcs017
Edition of 17


A1. Masturbatory Dysfunction- Coming Undone
A2. Wet Trash- Friday Floor Fuck
B1. Masturbatory Dysfunction- Split Pink Pickle
B2. Wet Trash- Oysters in Deep Trouble


A1 & B1 recorded in 2011
A2 & B2 recorded in 2009


Sunday, March 23, 2014

You May Officially Hold Your Breath

Masturbatory Dysfunction- Hold Your Breath C48 Meaning Corrupted
Edition of 16

Contact: meaning.corrupted[@]live[.]com





Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tomorrow: A Night of Harsh Noise

I'll be performing tomorrow night as one half of Furniture Worship. 
Thursday March 20, 2014
Seattle
Josephine
8pm TIGHT

Kakerlak
Baltimore, MD crackler

Unexamine
pdx Pure Harsh Noise Worship, Worthless Recordings

Struggle Session
Ryan Jones, Seattle HNW, from ex-texas Harsh Noise Wall

Home
Comfort Noise from Seattle's Joshua H. Trash Stratum
ex-Slates, Hellshreiber, [73]

Furniture Worship
Forthcoming Pent Up Release HNW Cassette Due April 20, 2014

Sunday, March 16, 2014

MD on Soundcloud

Hey guys
Now you can listen to MD on souncloud:
https://soundcloud.com/masturbatorydysfunction

Here is a track from my upcoming split with Wet Trash