His eye taint is all over these.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Gimme my sex toys back!
All week long I've been anxiously awaiting for my newest of order of sex toys. It had a confirmed delivery date of today- yippie- can't wait to get my hands on these! I get down to the post office- it isn't there. Come to find out if UPS isn't notified by the shipper to re-route to USPS, they will ship to your physical address UPS has on file. Side note to any of you pervs shipping to po boxes: UPS doesn't always have your current physical address in their database. So I go over to my old house, the current tenant has my box and its been resealed. After a long awkward conversation with him where neither one of us mentioned the box, or its contents, I come home to a previously opened box of: